Make America Great Again!

There once was a man who loved no one.
He loved tacos but disliked people who made them.
He loved toupees but would never acknowledge wearing one.
He loved women but could not resist belittling them.

Nevertheless he was a fair man. In his mind everyone else was a loser.
He hated people who did not look like him. And for the others he did not like them either.

Donald was a fair man.
Donald was also smart.

The greatest trick Donald ever pulled was convincing the world he did not wear a toupee.
His second greatest trick was hiding his birth certificate in one of his toupees.

But Donald was ill.

If he did not say anything vulgar stupid or racist every 15 seconds he would explode.
Same if he came in contact with a minority.
Help Donald move from room to room in the Dump Tower and survive.
Or Let him die in agony.
Up to you.